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    jigs
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    A father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom

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    A father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the pillow.
    It was addressed "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:-

    Dear Dad,

    It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving home. I had to elope with my new boyfriend John because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with John and he is so nice to me. I know when you meet him you'll like him too - even with all his piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Dad, I'm pregnant and John said that he wants me to have the kid and that we can be very happy together.

    Even though John is much older than me (anyway, 42 isn't so old these days is it?), and has no money, really these things shouldn't stand in the way of our relationship, don't you agree?

    John has a great CD collection; he already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. It's true he has other girlfriends as well but I know he'll be faithful to me in his own way. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too.

    John taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and he'll be growing it for us and we'll trade it with our friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so John can get better; he sure deserves it!!

    Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

    Your loving daughter,
    Rosie.

    At the bottom of the page were the letters "PTO".
    Hands still trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read:

    PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house.
    I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk centre drawer. Please sign it and call when it is safe for me to come home.

    I love you!

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    sunidhi
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    Re: A father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom

    hahaha.. wht a smart gal rosie.. not an bad idea of making parents think of the worst and give them the best...hahahaha..
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    azharmaulavi
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    Re: A father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom

    ya really it was good enough but not good for parents wid diseases like heart attacks......hahahahaha......
    "Smile always u never know who is falling in love with ur Smile..........wid love...........AJ"

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    Aarish Rizvi
    Aarish Rizvi is offline eTI Bronze
    Heck.. I stumpled upon this topic suddenly and it is really awesome.

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    swapnilramani
    swapnilramani is offline eTI Iron
    Sudden twist in the tail in this post really liked it can be dangerous for heart patients though kudos man your posts are so funny jigs.

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    Riya Sahal
    Riya Sahal is offline Newbie

    Cool

    Hahaha.
    What a smart girl!
    I would have got a heart attack in the first place without turning over the page!
    Amazing, I could try it on my parents

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    shonal
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    Also useful even when u r fired from ur job Amazingly clever girl

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    geets
    geets is offline eTI Member
    This post will be giving ideas to students now ha ha ha

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    Honey497
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    Smart Girl. Gonna give her Dad heart attack surely.

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    mahima
    mahima is offline Newbie
    Nice joke but must have increased the heart beat of her father.

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    ashrafa
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    Hmmmmm smart girl.. emotional blackmail.. Awesomeeeeeee..

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    Pulkit
    Pulkit is offline eTI Aluminium
    Wow.... kids are very smart nowdays !!!
    Very talented indeed. They know how to fool anyone.

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