A Professor at one of the IIMs was explaining marketing concepts to the IIM Stud

1. You see a beautiful babe at a party. You go up to
her and say: “I am very rich. “Marry me!” - That’s Direct Marketing”

2. You are at a party with your friends and see a
beautiful babe. One of your friends goes up to her and
pointing at you says: “He’s very rich.
“Marry him.” -That’s Advertising”

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and get her telephone number. The next day, you
call and say: “Hi, I’m very rich.
“Marry me - That’s Telemarketing”