Thande thande pani se nahana chahiye-need english translation of lyrics

Could anyone help me to translate the lyrics of song Thande Thande pani se nahana chahiye? Thanks a lot:)

Thande thande pani se nahana chahiye
Gana aaye yah na aaye gana chahiye

Tum meri hathkadi ho
Tum dur kyon khadi ho
Tum bhi jara naha lo
Da char geet ga lo
Ab shor mat karo ji
Sunte hai sab padosi
Kahey do padosiyon se
Janke na khidiyon se
Darwaza khatkataya
Lagta hai koi aaya
Kahey do ke aa rahey hai
Sahib naha rahey hai
Mummy ko to ladne ka bahana chahiye
Gana aaye na aaye

Lambi ye taan chodo
Tauba hai jaan chodo
Tum aise besharam ho
Bachon se koi kum ho
Chodo hota anari
Meri bigho to sari
Oh oh mymmy ko daddy se chudana chahiye
Ab toh mummy ko daddy se chudana chahiye
Gana aaye ya na aaye