phone from hell...

Queen Elizabeth, Bush & Musharraf died &
went straight to hell.
Queen Elizabeth said "I miss England, I want
to call England and see how everybody is doing
there.
She called and talked for about 5 minutes,
then she asked "Well, devil how much do I owe
you????
The devil says "Five million dollars"
She wrote him a cheque and went to sit back
on her chair.
Bush was soo jealous, he starts screaming,
"My turn! I wanna call the United States, I want to
see how everybody is doing there too"
He called and talked for about 2 minutes,
then he asked "Well, devil how much do I owe you????

The devil says "Ten million dollars"
With a smug look on his face, he made a
cheque and went to sit back on his chair.
Musharraf was even more jealous & starts
screaming, "I want to call Pakistan too, I wanna
talk to the ministers, to the deputy, I wanna talk
to everybody of my Parliment".....
He called Pakistan and he talked for about
twenty hours, he talked & talked & talked, then he
asked "Well, devil how much do I owe you????
The devil says "Twenty dollars".
Musharraf is stunned & says "Twenty
dollars??? Only ??"
The devil says "Well if you make a call from
one hell to another hell, it's local".