New SMS and Jokes - Kyo Ladki pasand aayi

Baap: kyu beta ladki psand aayi tumhe?

Beta: papa ladki to bahut moti hai

Baap: Beta ghar kitna bhi bada ho, Darwaaza chhota hi hota hai!

Jab dekha unhone apni tirchi nazar se
hum to madhosh ho gaye
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Jab pata chala ki nazarein hi tirchi hain
to hum behosh ho gaye

vo kiss kiss kahte rahe hum kicks kicks sunte rahe ;
vo love love kahte rahe hum leave leave sunte rahe;
unhane ghar basa liya apna hum English learning course karte rahe.

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Originally Posted by Ashish2711

vo kiss kiss kahte rahe hum kicks kicks sunte rahe ;
vo love love kahte rahe hum leave leave sunte rahe;
unhane ghar basa liya apna hum English learning course karte rahe.

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hahahahah.dukh hua sun kr.....



Mother: "Did you enjoy your first day at school?"
Girl: "First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?

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Originally Posted by areecka

Mother: "Did you enjoy your first day at school?"
Girl: "First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?

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Too good. I like it. Thanks for made me smile. :o

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Originally Posted by areecka

Mother: "Did you enjoy your first day at school?"
Girl: "First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?

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Too good. I like it. Thanks for made me smile.



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Originally Posted by areecka

Mother: "Did you enjoy your first day at school?"
Girl: "First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?

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Too good. I like it. I can't stop my self from laughing.



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Mallika : arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting.

Bhikhari: Behanji 1 rupiya dedo.

Malika gave him 1000 Rs.



Secretary: Why u gave him 1000 Rs..?

Malika: Pehli bar kisine behan kaha!