Don'T wish to be a women or u"ll regret it!!

[u]Think b4 you ask!

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.

He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
Dear Lord: i go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife stays at home.

I want her to know what i go through.

So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day Amen!"

God, in his infinite wisdom granted the mans wish!

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.

He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate,
Awakened the kids,
set out their school clothes,
fed them breakfast,
packed their lunches
drove them to school,
came home and picked up the dry cleaning,
took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit,
went grocery shopping then drove home to put away the groceries and paid the bills and balanced the check book.
he cleaned the cats litter box and bathed the dog. then it was already 1pm and he hurried to make the beds do the laundry, vacuum, dust and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
then went to school to pick up the kids and got into argument with them on the way back home.
set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework then set up ironing board and watched TV while he did ironing.
at 4.30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, bread ed the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.

after supper,
he cleaned the kitchen,
ran the dishwasher,
folded the laundry,
bathed the kids and put them to bed.

at 9 pm..

he was exhausted and though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected!

to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.

the next morning he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said:-

Lord , i don't know what i was thinking!! i was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day.
please , oh! oh! please let us trade back.
Amen!"

The Lord , in his infinite wisdom, replied:[

"My son, i feel you have learned your lesson and i will be happy to change things back to the way they were..
you"ll just have to wait nine months though.

YOU GOT PREGNANT LAST NIGHT!." ;D ;D ;D/u]