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Ø When I was born, I was so surprised I didn't

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    jigs
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    Ø When I was born, I was so surprised I didn't

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    Ø When I was born, I was so surprised I didn't
    talk for a year and a half.



    Ø Join the army, see the world, meet interesting
    people, and kill them.



    Ø Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut
    Up.'



    Ø I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be
    there when it happens.



    Ø Always and never are two words you should
    always remember never to use.



    Ø I've never been drunk, but often I've been
    over served.



    Ø The road to success is always under
    construction.



    Ø I say no to drugs -- they just don't listen!



    Ø Marriage is one of the chief causes of
    divorce.



    Ø Work is fine if it doesn't take up too much of
    your time.



    Ø When everything's coming your way, you're in
    the wrong lane.



    Ø Born free; Taxed to death.



    Ø Everyone has a photographic memory; some
    people just don't have film.



    Ø Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.



    Ø Smile -- it makes people wonder what you're up
    to.



    Ø I love being a writer... what I can't stand is
    the paperwork.



    Ø A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case,
    the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.



    Ø The hardest part of skating is the ice.



    Ø The guy who invented the first wheel was an
    idiot; the guy who invented the other three, he was
    the genius.



    Ø The trouble with being punc tual is that
    there's no one there to appreciate it.



    Ø If our constitution allows us free speech, why
    are there phone bills?



    Ø If you tell a man there are 300 billion stars
    in the universe, he'll believe you. But if you tell
    him a park bench has just been painted, he has to
    touch it to be sure.



    Ø Beat the 5 O'clock rush: leave work at noon!



    Ø If you can't convince them, confuse them.



    Ø It's not the fall that kills you; it's the
    sudden stop at the end.



    Ø I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your
    horn louder.



    Ø Hot glass looks same as cold glass. (Cunino's
    Law of Burnt Fingers)


    Ø Someday is not a day of the week

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    soutrik
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    Re: Ø When I was born, I was so surprised I didn't

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