Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.
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Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: "
Bombay Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Sardar: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay"
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