Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.

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Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: "
Bombay Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Sardar: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay"

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well i have been enjoying writing too many jokes on my tweet messages as my frieds say me the funniest tweeter on their list.. some of them i copy and most of them are of my own...
I am semicolon right parenthesizing seeing those comments..
I wrote on my birthday," I was shocked at the moment i was born and didnt talk almost a year.. !!!"
I wrote during my exams,whenever i touch the book its raining,okay i am not a topper but farmers like me"
trying being funny and most of your friends like to spend time with you..
even in twitter if you are funny you will be having lots of followers..