Here are actual questions that were asked @ an library...

Do you have books here?"
Do you have a list of all the books i've ever read?"
Which outlets in the library are appropriate for my hairdyer?
''i need to find out Ibid's first name for my bibliography.''
Why dont you have any book by Ibid?
he's written a lot of important staff!''
and finally...
I'm looking for list of laws i can break that would send me back to jail for a couple of months.