Baap: kyu beta ladki psand aayi tumhe?
Beta: papa ladki to bahut moti hai
Baap: Beta ghar kitna bhi bada ho, Darwaaza chhota hi hota hai!
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Baap: kyu beta ladki psand aayi tumhe?
Beta: papa ladki to bahut moti hai
Baap: Beta ghar kitna bhi bada ho, Darwaaza chhota hi hota hai!
New Year SMS | Adult SMS | SMS Jokes
Jab dekha unhone apni tirchi nazar se
hum to madhosh ho gaye
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Jab pata chala ki nazarein hi tirchi hain
to hum behosh ho gaye
New Year SMS | Adult SMS | SMS Jokes
vo kiss kiss kahte rahe hum kicks kicks sunte rahe ;
vo love love kahte rahe hum leave leave sunte rahe;
unhane ghar basa liya apna hum English learning course karte rahe.
Mallika : arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting.
Bhikhari: Behanji 1 rupiya dedo.
Malika gave him 1000 Rs.
Secretary: Why u gave him 1000 Rs..?
Malika: Pehli bar kisine behan kaha!