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    Sonam Rathee's Avatar
    Sonam Rathee
    Sonam Rathee is offline eTI Member

    Fancy List of Designation in IT / Computer firm

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    Hi

    I am in need of list of designation names, those must be decent and should look creative too. I don't want to use casual names like CEO or Project Manager but want something unique.

    Any ideas or comment is appreciated.

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    Pulkit
    Pulkit is offline eTI Aluminium
    This is all that I could get for you.


    Definitions of Designations:

    * Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

    * Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

    * Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

    * Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

    * Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

    * Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.

    * Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

    * Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.

    * Tester is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.

    * HR Manager is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!!

    * HSE – Head …thinks a woman must wear a helmet to deliver a Healthy baby Safely·

    * Commercial – Head : - Woman must produce three quotation ( only from ISO certified males) otherwise not baby is not acceptable ·

    * Finance Head : Whether Woman delivers a baby or Donkey …Budget & Cash flow must be approved (doesn’t matter when i.e one month / nine months / 18months)

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    I was looking for some serious advice but still your found wonderful article. It was pleasure reading all above.

    Thanx

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    Amar Khanna
    Amar Khanna is offline Newbie
    Hi there!!!!

    Nice one pulkit.... Cant stop laughing after reading it

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    Pulkit
    Pulkit is offline eTI Aluminium
    Quote Originally Posted by Sonam Rathee View Post
    I was looking for some serious advice but still your found wonderful article. It was pleasure reading all above.

    Thanx
    Ohhh... I thought you want something humorous. Well, I am sorry then.... I am not creative at all. Anyways thank you for liking it.

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    Pulkit
    Pulkit is offline eTI Aluminium
    Quote Originally Posted by Amar Khanna View Post
    Hi there!!!!

    Nice one pulkit.... Cant stop laughing after reading it
    It happens sir, Project Manager, Team Lead, Quality Assurance ..they all behave the same from organization to organization. Anyways..thank you for liking it.

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