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roblem yeh hai ki woh ladki hai. aur kya problem hai Problem yeh hai ki main chahata hoon ki meri life mein koiye problem na ho Lekin agar meri life mein koiye problem n

a ho toh yeh uski life ki sabse badi problem hai... And bull shit she is worried yaar use to celebrate karna chahiye tha She is in this exactly what she wants Seriously yaar aajkal jab bhi wo muh kholti man karta hai muh me kuch stuff kardoon Trust me yaar cheih mahinom me I have had it all Sab dekhliya meine Kaunsi pyaar Kaisi relationship? Kahin ki khushiya? Relationship ka matlab ye rehta hai an end to your own happiness Uske baad all you have to worry about is uski khushiyaan uska birthday uske kutte ka birthday Uska new year to kabhi tumhara bhi new year tha In ladkiyon ko na koi khush nahi rakh sakta A happy woman is a myth Tu batman wali ki dekh le Saala Jab tak saala batman nahi bana tab tak bolti rahi tum toh kuch karte nahi ho nakara ho napunshak ho main tum jaise insaan ke saath kaise reh sakti hu jisdin bechara batman ban gaya us din boli tum toh batman ban gaye mujhe toh ek normal insaan chahiye tha main tumhare saath kaise reh sakti hu Sab saalan na in bollywood kahaniyon ka dosh hai Bloody bollywood romantic masaala Ek ladka ek ladki dono ko pyaar hua Dono saath saath Film khatam Is ke baad ka story koi nahi batata Iske baad ki kahaani mein batata hoon Iske baad ladke ne ladki ko do din hug nahi kiya To problem Hug kiya to chape ho rahe ho Itna bhi achcha nahi lagta Saale Shopping khatam nahi hoti inki Pehle cushion laye fir curtain laye cushion, curtain se match nahi kiye toh aur cushion laye mere ghar mein mug itne hai ki unko bechne jaoon toh mahine ka kharcha nikal aaye Ek to jo cheez lena hai wo leke nahi ayegi do hafte dimag chatenge ki table lena hai table lena hai 5 ghante maal me bitake ek sadhi si chappal utha kar layenge aur fir agle do hafte dimag chatenge table lena hai table lena hai... Offic e me kaam kar raha hoon Phone aa jayega Phone utathe hi bol deta hoon Baat nahi kar sakta Kitna mushkil hai ye baat samajhna? Do minute karloge to kya ho jayega Are do minute karloonga to tumhe kya miledi meri maan Thik se to kar paoonga nahi Aur iske baad I love you bole bina phone kaataan to naatak Sabse jyada dimaag ki dahi is mobile phone ne ki hai... Kitna ghatiya invention hai saala Trust me I say patta hai saala patta... ek toh ...inke ad bhi dekho lo ji 1 paisa per second aur phone karo aur phone karo aare call sasti ho jaane se baat thodi na badh jati hai karne ko fir iska jawab unhe bhi do tumhare pass baat kyon nahi hai karne ko you have lost interest in me tumhe hoon hoon hi karna atha toh maine tumhe phone hi kyon kiya??? are meri maa mujhe kya pata tune mujhe phone kyon kiya??? jake bharti mittal se puch na... tujhe main bata raha hoon us ad mein kutta nahi kutia hai... seriously mein shart laga sakta hoon... Tujhe kya lagta hai Columbus ko pata nahi tha wo india nahi jaa raha tha Glati se pahoonch gaya? Usko to pata tha Wo bechara to kahin door jaan chahta tha Biwi ki chakkar me bolna pada India jaa raha hoon Nah to das sawaal poochti Kahaan jaa rahe ho Kyon jaa rahe ho Achcha tumhe pata bhi nahi kahaan jaa rahe ho? Seedhe seedhe kyon nahi bolte ki mujhse kahin door jaan chahte ho/ Aaj tak bechare ka mazaak udati hai duniya Office me kaam kar raha hoon Sms aajayega I love you Thik hai mein bhi sms karleta hoon I love you too Iske baad sms pe sms shuroo abey kaam kya karti hai office mein??? Do sms ka reply mat karna Turant Phone aa jayega Phone mat uthaa To dus min me message aa chuka hoga I don't think its working anymore Dus min me Babu I love you to I don't think its working anymore And this is when they are not even down Ab pata chala ye aadmiyon ko itne heart attack kyon aate hain Aur yeh…. gay bande itne successful kyon hote hai??? Because they don't have a woman to screw their happiness na Log kehte hain na behind every successful man, there is a woman True But koi ye nahi bataata ki behind every unsuccessful man, also there is a woman Aur ye to koi bhi bata sakta hai na Ki unsuccessful logon ka taadaath Successful logon se kayi guna zyada hai is duniya me Saala Office me kaam kar raha hoon Keh raha hoon late ho jaaonga To khaana nahi khayegi Phir bhooki so jayegi Are mein keh raha hoon na khana khalo Kya karoon naukri chod doon? saale ghar jaao Pehle Inhe manao inhe khilao Uske baad khud ki bhookh to aise hi mar jaati hai Is sab ke baad bhi insaan kisi tarah Kone me jaake shaanti se baitha hua hai chup chaap to gaya Gadi gadi kya soch rahe ho??? kya soch rahe ho??? kya soch rahe ho??? Are kuch nahi soch raha meri maa yeh soch raha hoon ki tera mooh kaise band karu... kya soch raha hoon camera laga doon dimag mein... Is sab ke baad We never talk We need to talk I don't think its working any more And mein tumhe bata raha hoon You cannot discuss anything with a woman Because they call it a discussion But any discussion with a woman is an argument Aur argument mein toh tu boss unse jeet hi nahi sakta… Because hum aadmiyon ki ek basic need hoti hai To make sense in an argument Ladkiyon ko koi farak nahi padta Sense jaise bekaasi cheez ki wajeh se wo Argument kaise haar jaye Ek to aaj ki baat pe argument aaj hoga hi nahi aaj ki baat par jhagada hoga do mahine baad... Yahaan saala yaad hi nahi rehta hai do mahine pehle hua kya tha??? Ladkiyaan bacha ke rakhti hain yeh chota hatiyar nahi bada hatiyar hai isse badi ladai mein use karenge… TU kabhi try karliyo khud ko sahi saabit karne ki Tujhe lag hi raha haoga ki is point se tu apni baat ko ssabit karlega Lekin tabhi ek awaaz ayegi Ungli neeche karoo Tune dhyaan bhi nahi diya hoga Lekin tumhari nadaan si ungli unki taraf point kar rahi hogi And suddenly , the whole argument will flush down the gutter And mudra ye reh jayega ki How dare you point a finger at me? Kisne banaya ye rule Kisne banaya? Saal wo beech argument me tumhe jhoota phek ke maarle to koi dikkat nahi Lekin unki taraf ek ungli point kardo Saara mudra khatam Wo sahi tum galat Shaadi se pehle wo nagin tune kyon bhajta hai Kyon ki band wala bhi tumhe chetaavani de raha hoga ki kaun aa raha hai tumhari zindagi me Inka signature tune hai wo Ab ye bata wo kya karne aayi thi tere paas yahaan Same cheez mein karoon to Uske kisi friend ko call karke Ab ye problems ginaoon to Kahegi tumne meir friend ko call kiya Hmm hmm Tum uski sympathy gain karna chahte ho? Y don't you go and sleep with her? Its ridiculous yaar!!!!!!!!!!

Those are movies and I tried but pura padh nahi payi lekin it is not truth, boys should understand girls feelings and emotion and should respect them.

Hiiii Sweetie,

Ha ha ha.... ofcourse..ofcourse. But I like his acting...just see how frustrated he is. Most of the things he said, like curtains and finger-pointing, are true somewhere.

Anyways, thanks again for commenting. Have a nice day !!

varehvaaaa............kya punch dialog..............i really enjoyed it.