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  1. #1
    thomas_koipuram
    thomas_koipuram is offline Newbie

    Why are girls like this?

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    Dialogues and replies

    HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
    SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like
    yours!!



    HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
    SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!



    HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
    SHE: I must have been given your share!!!



    HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
    SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

    HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
    SHE: Okay, get out!!!



    HE: I think I could make you very happy
    SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

    HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
    SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!



    HE: Can I have your name?
    SHE: Why, don't you already have one?

    HE: Shall we go and see a film?
    SHE: I've already seen it!!!



    HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
    SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!

    HE: Where have you been all my life?
    SHE: Hiding from you.



    HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
    SHE: Yes, thats why I don't go there anymore.

    HE: Is this seat empty?
    SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down .



    HE: So, what do you do for a living?
    SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

    HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
    SHE: Do not enter.


    Cheers ;D
    Thomas

  2. #2
    kammy
    kammy is offline eTI Copper

    Re: Why are girls like this?

    nice joke ......................
    kamal

  3. #3
    jocck
    jocck is offline eTI Member

    Re: Why are girls like this?

    Few are here too -

    Man: Your body is like a temple.
    Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.


    Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
    Woman: But would you stay there?


    Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
    Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing


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  4. #4
    MSL
    MSL is offline eTI Member

    Re: Why are girls like this?

    Nice 1 jocck i cant stop laughing ;D ;D ;D

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