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See India after 50 years if 1 Rupee = US $ 45

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  1. #1
    Lurker
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    See India after 50 years if 1 Rupee = US $ 45

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    Enjoy with Future India after 50 Years .

    What happens if 1 rupee = 45 dollars !............ ......... .....

    Scene 1

    Venue : Microsoft Corporation, New York , US Some s/w engineers are seeing some photographs.
    s/w engg 1 : What's that?
    s/w engg 2 : Bob's photographs from India ..
    s/w engg 1 : Wow. Let me see. Which is this place?
    s/w engg 3 : (Sees the photo) This is Bengaluru
    s/w engg 1 : Fundoo yaar! And what is this? He got Bajaj Pulsar also.
    s/w engg 2 : Let me see (sees). This guy enjoys life maan...
    s/w engg 3 : You know how much an Bajaj Pulsar costs? Nearly 60K..... Say it in dollars... (60000*45 = 27,00,000 dollars)
    s/w engg 2: Oops. We can't dream of such a thing here.
    s/w engg 1 : Let's go to India & try for a job.

    [Everybody excited.]


    SCENE 2

    Venue: Sun Microsystems, SanFrancisco , California , US

    s/w engg 1: I'm with you man. My Visa is expected anytime. Soon I will fly to India

    s/w engg 2 : Ohhh.... When is the party?

    s/w engg 1: When I get it on hand.

    s/w engg 2: Where will you be working?

    s/w engg 1 : I'll be working in a company in Banjara Hills there....

    s/w engg 2 : Oh Banjara Hills. Great yaar. where it is...

    s/w engg 1 : It is in Bengaluru ..

    s/w engg 3 : Fundoo place yaar. Nice climate Not like California ... You'll love the weather yaar.

    s/w engg 2 : Who is the client yaar?

    s/w engg 1: You know Municipal Corporation of Hyderabad ?

    s/w engg 3 : Yeah. MCH. One of my friends is there in the Road Repair & Cleaning Division. Most challenging job yaar. People are working in the cutting edge of technology there.

    s/w engg 1 : I'll be writing software for the accounts department of the GCU.

    s/w engg 2: GCU? what it means...?

    s/w engg 1 : that is Garbage Collecting Unit.

    s/w engg 3 : : Great yaar. That's what I like about that country. You can get a job which requires all your skill. Not like here. See I'm writing software for the space shuttle remote control. I hate this.

    s/w engg 1 : Don't worry guys. I'll give you my Hotmail id. You can send your resume to me and I'll forward it to the HRD.

    [Everybody takes down his Hotmail id.]



    SCENE 3

    Venue: IBM, New York , US

    (Conversation between a Male s/w engg. and Female s/w engg.)

    Male : Hi!
    Female: Hi. You know. I'm planning to settle in India soon.
    Male : What??
    Female : Yeah. My marriage will be here in America only. He is doing his Ph.D in J.N.T.U and he's coming here for a month. His study will be over in 2 months. He's already got a job in MSEB. We planned to settle in Bengaluru itself... I'm also planning to work there. Let's see...

    Male: Good luck... dont forget us & US...



    SCENE 4
    Venue: Intel Corp. US

    s/w engg 1: Great news guys. Our George has got admission in the IGNOU with scholarship for B.A History. A great new field yaar...

    All are excited...

    George : Got my Visa yesterday. It's all finalized now.
    s/w engg 2 : Congrats yaar. So you are out of this country.
    s/w engg 1 : B.A in Histroy...ohh. ....man, enjoy your life there?
    s/w engg 2 : : Got full aid, eh?
    George : Yeah. Got the UGC scholarship That will be 1200 Rupees per Year.

    s/w engg 1 : Great. Enjoy.
    s/w engg 2 : (Thinking loud): 1200 Indian Rupees...! that means 1200 * 45 = 54000 Dollars... with that amount I can buy a three bed-room flat & a Mercedes here...!!!

  2. #2
    lovish
    lovish is offline Just in!

    Re: See India after 50 years if 1 Rupee = US $ 45

    great one man, but u inserted banluru everywhere afterall mumbai, delhi and kolkata must be given some credit also

  3. #3
    Lurker
    Lurker is offline eTI Iron

    Re: See India after 50 years if 1 Rupee = US $ 45

    lolz

    who know in future Rampur get more importance than all above

  4. #4
    kammy
    kammy is offline eTI Copper

    Re: See India after 50 years if 1 Rupee = US $ 45

    whoo i love this man.
    kamal

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